Seriously, I have to say one of the best additions to our team at Theory is Corey Mullane. He is dedicated, smart and filled with the craziest stories.
More on that later.
Right now, I just want to share with you a picture of my friend! Big Bad Corey!
Aint He Cute!
So it was our last night in Sturgis and we decided to hit the road and find a good restaurant to eat at with the guys. We where all pumped with the idea of us running about 20 miles into town to find an Outback Steakhouse or something. On our little mission, Rico ran out of gas and had to sit on the side of the road, while we went and found a gas station and filled up some NOS bottles with fuel for him.
We finally got him on the road - no thanks to Corey blowing by them 2 times (yes we agree with you Lisa).
Back on the road with a good steak on our mind - we where violently pushed off the road by the our “friendly” bikers to a rest stop that was… well less than Outback, but filled with memories for sure.
We get into the place and I started off by purchasing a nice Sturgis trucker hat. We made our way back to the restaurant where we received our menus. We quickly found out that there was a challenge on the back page. This was no little challenge - 3 pound Cheeseburger with all the toppings a tray full of fries, bucket of cole slaw and a nice mound of pickles.
This burger was the biggest thing I have ever seen. It has at least 10 pieces of cheese on it and God knows what else was stuffed into this train wreck!
Needless to say, the boys pulled together and there was one that stood to the test - Mr.Corey Mullane!
Corey took this sucker like a champ….. I have to say - we didn’t know what to expect, but my man took it on and destroyed it! The bun was rock hard because there has only been 8 people to accomplish the feat in 4 years, so needless to say - this bread had been sitting for a long long time!
Corey stepped up and become a man in many of our eyes. Later that night we had to get up and get cranking to the airport - and I heard moaning coming from Corey’s room…. He was there in the fetal position just breathing all heavy and moaning. The Swazi Father was nervous for him - he thought he may have caught a bad case of Mad Cow - I believe he was right!
Here’s to you Corey - to the man that loves him some meat!
The Challenger - 3 pound cheeseburger!
The man!
No match for the Internet Kook!
The King - on his throne!
There are certain things I can share on here, and there are a lot I can’t. I will give you the PG version here. Let me paint the picture for you. Corey Mullane who received the name “Internet Kook” from our den mother Rico Fodrey, had to run his mouth a bit while at Sturgis.
So it was Rico’s mission all week to…. lets just say wrestle with him a bit…. And boy did they have their fair share of that kind of activity!
Pics may be a bit blurry - but you will get the picture.
The struggle begins. Corey's little head deep under Father Fury's shirt!
The fight is on!
Wait a minute - the tables are turned? Poor Corey... He had false hope here!
2 men rolling around on the floor is pretty bad. 3 - pure evil!
Corey did make it out OK - but this was the first of his special man bonding…. And he did get some really good man bonding!
As I have mentioned already, I went to Sturgis this past month and made it back in one piece - kind of…
I have a load of pictures to share - I think I may load them to a photo bucket or flickr account (sometime soon).
For now - here are a few to share. There is absolutely no way to tell the whole story of what we saw and heard, but hope the photos can lead you to your own conclusions.
Check out Main Street!
This is one of Corey's favorite bikes.... Need I say more..
OK, I'm kind of smart... Not the smartest but smart. Even I know that $5.00 knives at a crazy bike show - just don't mix!
Billy Lane from Choppers Inc. Billy is a great guy and was great to meet at the show. Look forward to hanging with you again.
One of my favorite bikes of all time! This is one bad Triumph! Jeff Deckers bad little bike - Sinners So Cal.
OK, so I have been gone now for about a week. I left to go to Sturgis and my life got turned up side down! Barely any phone or internet coverage, which made my life a little difficult. Just think, Sturgis has about 6K people in the whole city on an average. When Bike Week comes into town over 500,000 bikers role in and turn the city upside down!
The crazy thing that I heard is that during Bike Week - Sturgis goes from a little town to the 7th largest city in the U.S. Crazy huh… (I heard this rom Corey Mullane - see http://imgoodsometimes.com/?p=28) Which he is not the most reliable source - but the source none the less.
Good to be back and super happy to be getting caught up…. Stay tuned - lots of stories to be posted!
Ridin Dirty with one of the baddest bikers I have ever met! I love you Brian!
